The Celebrity Interview to end all Celebrity Interviews is just round the corner!
Did you really believe me when I said that I’d been abducted by Aliens from Outer Space?
Well, the truth is that I’ve been busy for the last two months negotiating an interview with a celebrity of stage and screen!
Someone who has wowed us with this manly good looks and powerful on-screen presence…
Someone who has featured in the nighttime fantasies and dreams of many a respectable housewife…
Someone who shunned the bright lights and the big city and came to live in France…
And no, I’m not talking about Johnny Depp!
Johnny is busy darning his socks apparently, and can’t spare the time for an interview just at the moment (but watch this space…)
No, I’m talking about an even bigger star!
Someone who wowed us in Britain’s all time favourite television comedy as well as creating the swashbuckling, seagoing role that Johnny Depp later nicked and copied when he did those Pirates of the Caribbean films!
A real man, in other words!
If you want to find out who it is….
And what he thinks about Johnny Halliday, Elvis Presley’s current employment and why he moved to France…
Well, you’ll just have to keep tuned, won’t you?
And me, I’m going off a cold shower and a little lie down!
Hobnobbing with the rich and famous always wears me out!
All the best