The Celebrity Interview to end all Celebrity Interviews!

Well, it’s all been finalised!

The Celebrity Interview to end all Celebrity Interviews is just round the corner!

Did you really believe me when I said that I’d been abducted by Aliens from Outer Space?

Well, the truth is that I’ve been busy for the last two months negotiating an interview with a celebrity of stage and screen!

Someone who has wowed us with this manly good looks and powerful on-screen presence…

Someone who has featured in the nighttime fantasies and dreams of many a respectable housewife…

Someone who shunned the bright lights and the big city and came to live in France…

And no, I’m not talking about Johnny Depp!

Johnny is busy darning his socks apparently, and can’t spare the time for an interview just at the moment (but watch this space…)

No, I’m talking about an even bigger star!

Someone who wowed us in Britain’s all time favourite television comedy as well as creating the swashbuckling, seagoing role that Johnny Depp later nicked and copied when he did those Pirates of the Caribbean films!

A real man, in other words!

And….

If you want to find out who it is….

And what he thinks about Johnny Halliday, Elvis Presley’s current employment and why he moved to France…

Well, you’ll just have to keep tuned, won’t you?

And me, I’m going off a cold shower and a little lie down!

Hobnobbing with the rich and famous always wears me out!

All the best

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11 Comments

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  By Andy, June 8, 2011 @ 5:49 pm

  It’s not me! I’m away that weekend…..

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  By Wendy Wise, June 8, 2011 @ 6:00 pm

  Is it Captain Pugwash…or Roger the Cabin Boy?

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  By Keith Eckstein, June 8, 2011 @ 6:19 pm

  Wendy…

  It’s neither!

  Nor is it Master Bates!

  It’s true god of stage and screen and I bet you’ll be sooooo……. impressed!

  All the best

  Keith

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  By Marilyn, June 8, 2011 @ 9:33 pm

  Richard Burton is dead … Dirk Bogart is dead … Who was that one who wrote ‘Bring on the Empty Horses’? but it can’t be him cause he’s dead too. Colin whatshisname is still very much alive, but I don’t think he was ever a pirate. Mick Jagger – he has a place in France. No, I surrender, Keith, I will just have to wait until you decide to tell us.

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  By Gigi, June 9, 2011 @ 7:11 am

  Well, I’m not a Respectable Housewife so I don’t have nighttime fantasies (although sometimes I manage a couple in my lunch break). Is the celebrity Tall, Dark and Handsome?

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  By Andy, June 9, 2011 @ 8:49 pm

  I think the name you are searching for is David Niven Marilyn, and you are right, he is, sadly.

  My money is on Noggin the Nog.

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  By Marilyn, June 10, 2011 @ 6:50 am

  Oh I get it! The celeb – it’s me it’s me it’s me!!!!!!!

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  By Keith Eckstein, June 10, 2011 @ 9:25 am

  Marilyn

  There’s a nude, naked, topless (and bottomless!!!) photo that is unveiled in the interview.

  Are you sure it’s you?

  All the best

  Keith

  P.S. If it is you, you ain’t half got a hairy botty!

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  By aidan, June 10, 2011 @ 11:12 am

  i’m very intrigued. colin firth?

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  By Keith Eckstein, June 10, 2011 @ 12:00 pm

  No Aidan….

  Colin Firth doesn’t live in France (although I hear he is think of doing so -just so he can qualify for A Celebrity interview to end all Celebrity Interviews!)

  All the best

  Keith

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  By Marilyn, June 11, 2011 @ 8:58 pm

  Stop guessing. Keith interviewed the world’s first and so far only talking monkey. Marilyn

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