Survive France is Crumpet’s blog.
Crumpet is actually the pseudonym of Catharine Higginson who, together with her husband James, run the hugely successful Survive France Network.
I’ve always wanted a pseudonym, having spent much of my youth being called a variety of names by my peers (B*stard and Pr*tt spring instantly to mind) but until recently have had enormous trouble spelling the word.
Anyway, I’m not sure if Catherine’s pseudonym is a secret one (for tax purposes, for example) or not.
So, if you should bump into Crumpet in the street don’t let on you know her real name, eh?
And if you should accidentally do so, please don’t tell her it was me that let the cat out of the bag!
Anyway, Crumpet has this to say about herself…. “Six years after arriving in France, we have just about got our heads round what you need to do to survive. And I am not just talking about working on the black either. I mean knowing that when you go to the Post Office it is wise to take a supply of sandwiches, a thermos and a footstool. Why? Because there is bound to be a pensioner in front of you performing some extremely complicated financial transaction. And who is is still unaware that the currency these days is the euro. Expect a long wait. I mean knowing that broadband is not a given and there are grown men being reduced to tears by the speed of their dial up connection. I mean understanding why women would swap sexual favours for a decent take away. But there are things you can do to make life in the third world (sorry France) bearable. Getting through the day in a haze of rose is one option but not awfully good for your liver. Instead, we bring you this blog which as well as allowing me to get things off my chest (rant), is going to be packed with useful tips and information on how to survive France.”
In order to properly review this blog I have sorted the posts into various categories.
These are classified in much the same way as cinemas classify their films.
So, if you’re ready to take a look at Survive France, send the children out of the room, switch great aunt Edna’s hearing aid off and get ready to start with….
The slightly risqué bits….
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